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HoofPrintElf December 8th, 2002 03:58 PM

Happy Hannukah, Melynn!

/me leaves ya a Hoofprint of gelt

SnowFlake December 8th, 2002 04:59 PM

I can't vouch for Red Velvet Cake at Sam's, but the one that my mother makes every Christmas is wonderful. :)

Today I leave Melynn a gift certificate for a massage.

*SnowFlake waltzes out singing.... On the 6th day of Christmas Snowflake gives to you.. 6 Chickens a laying (The geese have all flown south for the winter), 5 Gooooooolden Twinkieeeeeeeees, 4 Turtlenecks, 3 French Fries, 2 Calling Teenagers, and a parakeet in an apple tree.

TammyWOW December 8th, 2002 05:54 PM

Melynn,

As your always-loyal Forum Coordinator, I feel the need to come in here and let you know that your SnowFlake has the 12 days of Christmas ALL wrong and you're really missing out on the spirit of Christmas.

Since I know where you live and I know you only celebrate Christmas here with us, I really think it's important for you to know the <I>true</I> gifts of the yuletide season.

/me belts out one round of the <I>correct</I> twelve days of Christmas..

<CENTER>12-Pack of Bud
11 Rasslin' Tickets
tin of Copenhagen
9 Years Probation
8 Table Dancers
7 Packs of Redman
6 Cans of Spam
FIIIIIIIVE FLANNEL SHIIIIIRTS
4 Big mud tires
3 Shotgun shells
2 Huntin' dogs
And some parts to a Mustang GT.
</CENTER>

All of which are available at your local WalMart :cackle:

Vixen December 8th, 2002 09:26 PM

Hmmm---well Melynn, I came in to ask if TammyWOW was as sophisticated and cultured as she's led me to believe.

HOWEVER, I just heard her belt out that little red-nose ditty up there and ---whoa---seems I was saddly mistaken!

Actually I'm relieved because I've been tryin' to be all prim and proper around her. I can let my antlers down and just be myself now.

Whew-eeee---am I glad I dropped by here. Sorry about the snowprints on yer carpet. I'll tell Santa to bring you a new Hoove-r vac for Christmas!

Thanks a lot and I LOVE that star on your door!

Melynn December 9th, 2002 08:59 AM

ROFL Vixen!!! TammyWOW, sophisticated and cultured? Well, let's just say that all of the items in her song are available at her home, not that other place. Speaking of which... Tammy, I'm telling your Santa that you said the evil "W" word. You're gonna get in soooo much trouble. ;)

{{{{{Snowflake}}}}} Thank you ever so much for the latest installment in the 12 days song. You help so much as I can never remember the words. ;)

Happy Hanukkah to you too HoofPrint Elf! Santa's crew is so P C these days. ;)

ScribbleWOW December 9th, 2002 03:38 PM

Vixen is confusing Tammy with Scribble with the culture/sophistication and all :cackle:

Moonchild December 9th, 2002 09:22 PM

{{{{{{Melynn}}}}}} Wishing you a merry, merry Christmas

HoofPrintElf December 9th, 2002 09:50 PM

You can get 9 years probation at Wal-mart?

Or... at Tammy's House?


/me stays away from both!


Melynn... I ain't PC enough to wish ya happy kwanzaa ... but I will make ya some candied yams ifn I can figure out the recipe... <mumbling> now where did I put that can opener...>

JingleJangle December 9th, 2002 11:38 PM

/me leaves Melynn some beautiful glass hummingbird ornaments for her tree.

TammyWOW December 10th, 2002 07:29 AM

I guess that means I'm not allowed to perform my world famous rendition of "Who put the d**k on the snowman?!" :heh:

SnowFlake December 10th, 2002 07:46 AM

Happy Hannukah (((((Melynn))))) :D

Today I'm leaving a couple dozen homemade chocolate chip cookies.

*SnowFlake leaves the folder humming.... on the 7th day of Christmas Snowflake leaves to you... 7 Schwan's delivery trucks, 6 Chickens a laying, Fiiiiiive Gooooooooolden Twiiiiiiiiinkies, 4 turtlenecks, 3 French fries, 2 Calling teenagers, and a parakeet in an apple treeeeeeeee.

SnowFlake December 10th, 2002 07:49 AM

*Note to self:

Whatever Walmart Tammy shops at... DON'T shop there. ;)

(((((((Tammy)))))))

ScribbleWOW December 10th, 2002 10:02 AM

Scribble snatches all cookies and leaves the crumbs for Tammy. I couldn't let you go hungry now, could I? ;)

SnowFlake December 10th, 2002 10:35 AM

*SnowFlake drops off a couple dozen more chocolate chip cookies.... and 2 Elves, Bruiser and Jaws, to guard them till Melynn gets here. ;) :p

GentleWOW December 10th, 2002 10:38 AM

{{{{{{{{{{{Melynn}}}}}}}}}}

:hi: :) :hi:


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