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ChallengeWOW December 29th, 2001 07:05 PM

and ONLY *THE* bestOthe <font color=FF00FF size=8>2002!!!</font>

Lou January 1st, 2002 05:23 PM

<font size=7 color="blue">Happy 2002!

((((*Melynn*))))</font>

PrincessArista January 7th, 2002 06:24 PM

Happy New Year!

PenguinWOW January 19th, 2002 05:55 PM

:hi: Have a great weekend!!


/me finds chickens in here!!! <G>


:chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken:

Moonchild101 January 26th, 2002 06:18 PM

{{{{{{{{{{{Melynn}}}}}}}}}}}

CamiRae January 27th, 2002 02:12 AM

Hi ya {^{^{^{^{^ Melynn ^}^}^}^}^} Did you miss me? I sorta ran away from home. :D

Moonchild101 January 28th, 2002 09:39 PM

Hi Melynn!!! Remember me? (weg)

Moonchild101 January 28th, 2002 09:41 PM

Doncha just love me? Come on, admit it...you do (g)

CamiRae January 29th, 2002 01:16 AM

I love you {{{{{MoonieGirl}}}}} :)

Bungo-carebear February 10th, 2002 05:12 AM

(((((((((((( (Melynn) )))))))))))) I Know what your Thinking!!! Your Thinking, OH, God, She's Back! Yep!! Your answers have been answered! Yup! The Bear is Back...Front....Side? Well Lets just Say.... I'M HERE!! Giggles~

Speranza February 10th, 2002 09:41 AM

{{{{{Melynn}}}}}

Just to say hi!

Bungo-carebear February 10th, 2002 02:34 PM

ALERT: ALERT:

The Boards have been taken over by Alien Spacecadets! I mean, take a look! They are Dead-zone City!
My Job, if I choose to accept it, is to take em back from the cadets of Zowds and release em backs to the WOWs!! I even had to eat the piece's of paper with the confidentual stuff in it, Classified it said......eat after reading.....three pages..... I kept burping vowels for the first hour after instuctions. Geezzzzzzs I wished I had kept them now, cause I sure can't remember a darn thing of the instuctions now, but hey.... I've dealt with space cadets before.... my best friends a space cadet,{maynards}, I'll have her assist me in reviving these boards and bringing em back!
Get ready for one Heck of a Party!!

DanceWOW February 17th, 2002 03:22 PM

<font face=pristina size=6 color="darkviolet">{{{{{Melynn}}}}}</font>

Bungo-carebear February 22nd, 2002 01:32 PM

CHEER UP!!! There's a yuppie somewhere who just pulled a hamstring in one of those sissy aerobics classes.
CHEER UP!!! Remember that nasty old nun who used to hit your knuckles with a ruler? She's 75 years old now, and she has arthritis.

CHEER UP!!! The worse things get,...the less you have to lose!


CHEER UP!!! You'll be happy to know that your local newspaper is made of 50% recycled material. (That's 1% recycled paper; 49% recycled news articles.)
CHEER UP!!! Miss Manners has finally been discredited. It's rude to tell other people what to do!


CHEER UP!!! Sigmund Freud has been discredited, too. It's lewd to tell other people about their poo.
CHEER UP!!! Every three minutes, somewhere in America a suburban housewife backs the family car through the garage door.


CHEER UP!!! No matter how bad things get, your folks still have your old bedroom ready, and you're welcome to go back home.
CHEER UP!!! The time you spent reading this joke could've been spent more productively. But you're not bothered because you're one of those well-adjusted people who really doesn't give a dam%.

Bungo-carebear February 22nd, 2002 01:35 PM

One Crabby Husband!


The day after a woman lost her husband in a scuba diving accident, she was greeted by two grim-faced policemen at her door. "We're sorry to call on you at this hour, Mrs. Watkins, but we have some information about your husband." "Please! Tell me," the woman said.
The policeman said, "We have some bad news, some good news and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?"
Fearing the worst, Mrs. Watkins said, "Oh, give me the bad news first."
So the policeman said, "I'm sorry to tell you, ma'am, but this morning we found your husband's body in San Francisco Bay."
"Oh my god!" said Mrs. Watkins, overcome by emotion. Then, remembering what the policeman had said, she asked, "What's the good news?"
"Well," said the policeman, "When we pulled him up he had two five pound lobsters and a dozen good size Dungeoness crabs on him."
"If that's the good news than what's the great news?" Mrs. Watkins implored.
The policeman said, "We're going to pull him up again tomorrow morning."


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