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rosy September 10th, 2005 11:35 AM

Oneliners
 
:) 1.Modern dresses are like barbedwire fencings. They enlose premises without obstructing the view.
2.It is gun in your pocket or you are pleased to see me?
3.Mosquitoes have bitten you or these are your breasts?
4.Women's bottoms are bottom of all the problems.
5.Today women don't want to be overlooked. They want to be looked over.
6.Today marriage is not a life plan for women. It is a plan in their life.
7.If they could send one man on moon , why not all of them?
8.Women are like tea bags. When they are in hot water, you know how strong they are.
9.Never over estimate a women . You may regret.
Never underestimate a women. You may regret.
10.You did touch me, but didn't feel my pain.
11.Wine is God's second best gift to men.
12. It is women's prerogative to change her mind.
13.Two men on street are worth one at home.
14. I don't count men in my life, but life in my men.
15.When I am good, I am good. When I am bed, I am better.
16. Best place for a man, is in your arms.

mosquito September 7th, 2006 12:07 AM

Remember: no matter how good it smells, it still <I>tastes</I> like shampoo.

PoohsBigSister September 7th, 2006 01:52 PM

ROTFL!!!!!! that definately applies to my new shampoo!! :) it's clairol - smells like citrus fruit..wakes me up in the shower - hungry every day! :)

Elusive Unicorn January 10th, 2011 03:55 PM

Men are like guns have one around long enough and you want to shoot it.

Lexi January 12th, 2011 04:03 PM

LoL @ Elusive...

How about:
Men are like Copiers.
You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.

Elusive Unicorn January 12th, 2011 04:39 PM

:omg::rofl: is that why we have forklifts? So they don't even need to lift the heavy stuff anymore.

rjsfeminist January 23rd, 2011 08:54 PM

Sporting goods store is currently selling tents for 75% off. It's the winter of our discount tent.


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