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Old July 18th, 2001, 06:33 PM   #5
You owe me for this!
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You prefer to walk the excess length off your jeans rather than hem them.

You can name the entire cast of The Dukes of Hazzard, but not your congressman.

The primary color of your car is Bond-O.

You list tick removal as a skill on your resume.

Your mounted deer head sports a baseball cap and sunglasses.

Directions to your house include "turn off the paved road."

You can't spell your name without looking at your belt.

You have to dress up the kids to go to K-mart.

You've ever had to turn your truck around because of bridge clearance restrictions.

You view duct tape as a long-term investment.

You think the Bud Bowl is real.

You think the Super Bowl is a top of the line bathroom fixture.

Every workday ends with the same argument about who gets to ride in the cab of the truck.

No matter which side of the track you live on, it's the wrong side.

There is the equivalent of 3 large orders of fries scattered on the floorboard of your car.

The "Save Naugahyde" protection group chooses your house as a picket site.
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