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Old July 18th, 2001, 07:07 PM   #6
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{{{{{{ Tammy Skye }}}}}} My fellow rednecks!

You go to the DMV to transfer the title to your home

You actually like Spam

Your pickup truck has a bigger turning radius than your house

Your kids fight with the dogs for their dinner

You think icing is what you do to your front steps before your mother in law comes over.

Your wife howls at the moon more than your huntin' dogs

You have more pet names for your huntin' dog than for your girlfriend.

You think the Franklin Mint is a breath freshener.

You've ever stood in line to have your picture made with a freak of nature

You've ever valet parked a snowplow.
Every Soul is a celestial Venus to every other soul...Love is our highest word, and the synonym of God. ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson
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