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Old February 25th, 2001, 02:25 PM   #7
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Yadda sent me this one:

A little girl said, "Grandpa, can I sit on your lap?

"Why sure you can," her grandfather replied.

As she sat on her grandfather's lap she said, "Grandpa,
can you make a sound like a frog?"

"A sound like a frog? Well, sure Grandpa can make a sound
like a frog."

The girl said, "Grandpa, will you please, please make a
sound like a frog?"

Perplexed, her grandfather said, "Sweetheart, why do you
want me to make a sound like a frog?"

And the little girl said, "Because Grandma said that when
you croak, we're going to Florida!"

Let words touch wisdom teeth on way through mouth (Confucious)
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