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Old September 14th, 2001, 11:09 AM   #18
kathe nichols
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Join Date: Feb 2001
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who ate the janitor?

Five cannibals get appointed as programmers in an IT
company.? During the welcoming ceremony the boss says:?
"You're all part of our team now. You can earn good money
here, and you can go to the company canteen for something to eat.? So don't trouble the other employees".

The cannibals promise not to trouble the other employees.?
Four weeks later the boss returns and says:? "You're all
working very hard, and I'm very satisfied with all of you.?
One of our janitors has disappeared however.? Do any of you
know what happened to her?"

The cannibals disavow all knowledge of the missing janitor. After the boss leaves, the leader of the cannibals says to
the others:? "Which of you idiots ate the janitor?"

A hand raises hesitantly, to which the leader says:? "You
fool!? For four weeks we've been eating Team Leaders,
Managers, and Project Managers so no one noticed anything,
and you have to go and eat the janitor!"
"One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say." -- Will Durant
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