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Old March 3rd, 2001, 07:17 PM   #11
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An auto mechanic received a repair order that said to check
for a clunking noise when going around corners.

He took the car out for a test drive and made two right
turns, each time hearing a loud clunk.

Back at the shop, he returned the car to the service
manager with this note:

"Removed bowling ball from trunk."


Mother: "Why are you home from school so early?"

Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question."

Mother: "Oh, really? What was the question?"

Son: "Who threw the eraser at the teacher"

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