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Old October 28th, 2002, 09:16 PM   #9
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My mother likes Catholic jokes because she is, well, CATHOLIC! Here's her latest:

A young woman entered a convent and took a vow of silence. Mother Superior told her, "Every five years, you may say two words."

Five years passed. The young nun said, "Hard bed."

Five more years passed. The nun said, "Cold Food."

Five more years passed. The middle-aged nun said, "I quit."

Mother Superior said, "Good. All I hear from you are complaints."

We must travel in the direction of our fear. --John Berryman
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