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Old October 29th, 2002, 11:24 AM   #10
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This guy sees a sign in front of a house -- "Talking Dog for Sale."

He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the back yard.
The guy goes into the back yard and sees a mutt sitting there.

"You talk?" he asks.

"Yep," the mutt replies.

"So, what's your story?"

The mutt looks up and says "Well, I discovered this gift pretty young and I
wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no
time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with
spies and world leaders, cause no one figured a dog
would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies
eight years running. The jetting around really tired me out,
and I knew I wasn't getting any younger and I wanted to settle down.

So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work,
mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in.
I uncovered some incredible dealings there and was awarded a batch of

Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."

The guy is amazed. He goes and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

The owner says "Ten dollars."

The guy says he'll buy him but asks the owner, "This dog is amazing.
Why on earth are you selling him?"

The owner replies, "He's such a liar."
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