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Old May 11th, 2005, 12:19 PM   #4
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Subject: Man of the House
A man had just finished reading the book "Man Of The House" while
commuting home from work.
By the time he reached home, he stormed into the house and walked
directly up to his wife.
Pointing his finger in her face, he said "From now on I want you
to know that I am the man of the house and my word is law!
You are to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished
eating my meal, I expect you to present a scrumptious dessert.
Then, after dinner, you are going to draw my bath so I can relax.
And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me
and comb my hair?

"The Funeral Director would be my guess," said his wife.
" Life is what you make of it"
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