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Old February 19th, 2001, 03:11 PM   #2
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That's one of my favorites, too. (I heard it as "two guys..." but still...)

One of my favorite jokes is:

A guy is out fishing on a lake and having no luck. He looks over across the lake at another guy pulling in fish after fish. Finally, he makes his way across the lake and says to the guy, "Sorry to bother you, but I can't help noticing you are catching a LOT of fish...may I ask what your secret is?"

The guy replies, "Mmph mphmmum mph mph mmph mmmph"

"Pardon?" the unsuccessful fisherman inquires.

The guy repeats, "Mmph mphmmmum mph mph mmph mmmph"

"I'm sorry...I can't understand..."

The successful fisherman spits into his hand and says, "You gotta keep the worms warm."
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