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Old March 28th, 2009, 05:14 PM   #18
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Not sure if weird old songs your parents sang on road trips qualifies as a joke, but I remember one that my parents sang whenever we had to drive miles and miles and hours and hours...Sounded like something you'd hear from a very warped barbershop quartet, and ended with the following lines:

"When the dog died, we had hot dogs,
when the cat died, catnip tea.
When the landlord died, I left there.
Spare ribs were too much for me."

Used to crack my sister and me up every time.
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