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Old March 26th, 2002, 11:02 PM   #661
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You all are just to nice to me *sniffle* *blush* Well things around here have been rather hectic not to mentiont the kids were on spring break last week. Okay...where to start. The breaks went out on the van. The van got it's revenge from me using the tool box to stop by smashing my thumb. Co-worker got sick so I was working double time. Water heater broke. Fixed water heater. Oh and Home Depot opened up so we have been doing some home improvements. But I am so glad that you all still chose to stop in.

Oh and Scribble hun......I don't see the point in going to a golf course to take a stick and hit balls with it. If I wanted to do that I could do that at home with a broom handle and......well you get the idea. *G*
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Old March 27th, 2002, 04:29 AM   #662
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Well then, maybe you will know the answer to my new born Question.....

;^)

> 1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL
> 2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING.
> 3. The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL.
> 4. The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL.
> 5. The sport of choice for middle management is TENNIS.
> 6. The sport of choice for corporate officers is GOLF.
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Does that mean, The higher you have climbed the corporate structure, the
>smaller your balls become?


I'm BACK!!!! Giggles~ Did ya miss me??? Hun Hun??
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Old March 28th, 2002, 04:20 AM   #663
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Hope you have a great Easter weekend and you get lots of yummy chockies.....

{{{{{{{{Aurora}}}}}}}

Pssst...there is an easter egg hunt at Scribbles tomorrow....
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Old March 28th, 2002, 08:19 PM   #664
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ROFL @ ya nuts!
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Old March 29th, 2002, 05:51 AM   #665
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No Scribbles! It's an Egg Hunt, Not a Nut Hunt. Heck, if we ever had one of those around here, everybody would be had! giggles~

Just a bit of imfo to share........

Hmmm--Might be a shred of truth here.......



To ensure we Americans never offend anyone -- particularly any fanatics
intent on killing us -- airport screeners are
not allowed to profile people. They will, however, continue to perform
random searches of 80-year-old women, little
kids, airline pilots with proper identification, Secret Service agents who
are members of the President's security
detail, and 85-year old Congressmen with metal hips.

Let's pause a moment and take the following test...

In 1972, 11 Israeli athletes were killed at the Munich Olympics by:
(a) Grandma Moses;
(b) The night cleaning crew at Rockefeller Center;
(c) Invaders from Mars; or
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.

In 1979, the U.S. embassy in Iran was taken over by:
(a) Norwegians from the Lichen Herbarium of the University of Oslo;
(b) Elvis;
(c) A tour bus full of 80-year-old women; or
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.

In 1983, the U.S. Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:
(a) A pizza delivery boy;
(b) Crazed feminists complaining that having to throw a grenade beyond its
own burst radius in basic training was an
unfair and sexist job requirement;
(c) Geraldo Rivera making up for a slow news day; or
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.

In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
(a) Luca Brazzi, for not being given a part in "Godfather 2";
(b) The Tooth Fairy;
(c) Butch and Sundance, who had a few sticks of dynamite left over from
their train mission; or,
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.

In 1993, the World Trade Center was bombed by:
(a) The entire cast of "Cats";
(b) Martha Stewart;
(c) Cheeze-crazed tourists from Wisconsin; or
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.

In 1998, the U.S. embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were
bombed by:
(a) Mr. Rogers;
(b) Hillary, to distract attention from Wild Bill's women problems;
(c) The World Wrestling Federation to promote its next villain: "Mustapha
the Merciless"; or
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.

On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked and destroyed by:
(a) Bugs Bunny, Wil E. Coyote, Daffy Duck, and Elmer Fudd.
(b) The US Supreme Court, trying to outdo their hijacking of the 2000
Presidential election;
(c) Grandmother and granddaughter going to Grand Bahama Island on vacation
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.

Hmmm...nope, ain't no patterns here. Darned if I know why we should ever
even think about profiling....
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Old March 30th, 2002, 09:21 PM   #666
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Old March 31st, 2002, 01:12 AM   #667
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Old March 31st, 2002, 06:19 AM   #668
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> A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become
> detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the
> first blonde a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. "This is your
> suspect, how would you recognize him?"
> The first blonde answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he
> only has one eye!"
> The policeman says, "Well...uh...that's because the picture shows his
> profile."
> Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture
> for 5 seconds at the second blonde and asks her, "This is your suspect,
> how would you recognize him?"
> The second blonde giggles, flips her hair and says, "Ha! He'd be too
> easy to catch because he only has one ear!"
> The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two?!? Of
> course only one eye and one ear are SHOWING because it's a picture of
> his profile!! Is that the best answer you can come up with?
> Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third
> blonde and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would
> you recognize him?" He quickly adds" . . . think hard before giving me a
> stupid answer."
> The blonde looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "Hmmmm .
> . . the suspect wears contact lenses."
> The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn't know
> himself if the suspect wears contacts or not. "Well, that's an
> interesting answer . . . wait here for a few minutes while I check his
> file and I'll get back to you on that."
> He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file in
> his computer, and comes back with a beaming smile on his face. "Wow! I
> can't believe it...it's TRUE! The suspect does in fact wear contact
> lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute
> observation?"
> "That's easy," the blonde replied. "He can't wear regular glasses
> because he only has one eye and one ear.
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Old March 31st, 2002, 03:02 PM   #669
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Old April 2nd, 2002, 12:49 PM   #670
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Oh I hope you all had a wonderful holiday weekend!

((((Challenge)))) Thanks for the Peeps! They are my favorite!!!

As for the test..... PpPpppPPPPppPpPPpPp I am not taking no stinking test! *G* Not to mention I still have thise headache that I am trying to subdue before I drag my sorry butt off to work today. lol
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Old April 2nd, 2002, 08:52 PM   #671
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Does that mean your head hurts?

Yeah, I saw those peeping chicklettes...they seem everywhere! Invasion of the chickens But, they are cute buggars, ain't they?
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Old April 9th, 2002, 12:45 PM   #672
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peeping chicklettes? Is that anything like peeping toms? Oh I hope not! Oh dear Oh dear....what ever shall I do!
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Old April 9th, 2002, 08:37 PM   #673
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Old April 10th, 2002, 04:47 PM   #674
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Peeping Toms??????? Oh my, is that what hubby has been doing all this time, I thought he was just going to the shops every night......
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Aurora, thought I better come over and spam you......
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