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Old February 7th, 2002, 05:44 PM   #571
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Old February 7th, 2002, 05:45 PM   #572
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Bugsy and Bingo-Addict did it ^
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Old February 7th, 2002, 11:22 PM   #573
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Old February 8th, 2002, 06:47 PM   #574
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Old February 9th, 2002, 12:18 PM   #576
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Old February 9th, 2002, 01:14 PM   #577
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Old February 10th, 2002, 02:17 PM   #578
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WORDS OF WISDOM: never mutter about the little ol' bag in a grocery store, even when meant literally. Especially, when you're behind an elderly lady with a loaded cart
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Old February 10th, 2002, 03:24 PM   #579
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Shopping at K-Mart again, were ya Scribbles??? LOL

A Giggles to share~

A priest was walking along the corridor of the parochial school near
the preschool wing when a group of little ones were trotting by on the way
to the cafeteria. One little lad of about three or four stopped and looked
at him in his clerical clothes and asked, "Why do you dress funny?"

He told him he was a priest and this is the uniform priests wear.

Then the boy pointed to the priest's plastic collar tab and asked,
"Do you have an owie?"

The priest was perplexed till he realized that to him the collar tab
looked like a band aid. So the priest took it out and handed it to the
boy to show him. On the back of the tab are raised letters giving the name
of the manufacturer.

The little guy felt the letters, and the priest asked, "Do you know
what those words say?"

"Yes I do," said the lad who was not old enough to read. Peering
intently at the letters he said, "Kills ticks and fleas up to six
months!"

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Old February 11th, 2002, 09:16 PM   #580
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Old February 11th, 2002, 09:19 PM   #581
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Scribble sneaks in, through the encouragment of Bungo, and brings in a blowtorch for her frozen friend. To kill two birds with one stone, she brings bacon too. (I get hungry when I work)

To cover the hole, BirdWOW, whose idea this was to begin with, covers it with an 98x102 electric blankie on high.


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Old February 12th, 2002, 04:30 AM   #582
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Well Scribbles, now that ya got that job done, I suppose you will be looking for another? Here are some insites to reading them there wanted ads!!

How To Read Help Wanted Ads
Entry-Level Position You'll be making under $7 an hour.
Entry-Level Position In An Up-And-Coming Company
You'll be making under $7 an hour; we'll be bankrupt in a year.
An Up-And-Coming Software Company
We want you to get your hopes up, but there's no chance in hell we'll be
the next Microsoft.Profit-Sharing Plan
Once it's shared between the higher-ups, there won't be a profit
Competitive Salary We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors
Join Our Fast-Paced Compnay
We have no time to train you; you'll have to introduce yourself to your
coworkers.Nationally Recognized Leader
Inc. Magazine wrote us up a few years ago, but we haven't done anything
innovative since.Immediate Opening
The person who used to have this job gave notice a month ago. We're just
now running the ad.Sales Position Requiring Motivated Self-Starter
We're not going to supply you with leads; there's no base salary; you'll
wait 30 days for your first commission check.
Self-Motivated Management won't answer questionsWe Offer Great Benefits
After 90 days, you can join our HMO, which has a $500 deductible and a $25
co-pay.Pension/Retirement Benefits
After 3 years, we'll allow you to fund your own 401(k) and, if you behave,
we'll give you a 5 percent matching contribution.
Seeking Enthusiastic, Fun, Hard Working People
...who still live with their parents and won't mind our internship-level
salaries.Casual Work Atmosphere
We don't pay enough to expect that you'll dress up; Well, a couple of the
real daring guys wear earrings.
Competive Enviroment We have a lot of turnover
Exciting And Professional Work Enviroment
Guys in gray suits will bore you with tales of squash and their weekends
on yachts.Join Our Dynamic Team We all listen to nutty motivational tapes.
Fun Work Enviroment
Your coworkers will be insulted if you don't drink with them.
A Drug-Free Work Enviroment We booze it up at company parties.
Must Be Deadline Oriented
You'll be six months behind schedule on your first day.
Some Public Relations Required
If we're in trouble, you'll go on TV and get us out of it.
Some Overtime Required Some time each night and some time each weekend.
Salary Range $24k-$32k We'll offer you $22k to start.
A Highly Visible Position You'll give boring speeches on your own time.
Flexible Hours Work 40 hours; get paid for 25.
Duties Will Vary Anyone in the office can boss you around.
Where Employees Feel Valued
Those who missed the last round of layoffs, that is.
Must Have An Eye For Detail We have no quality control.
College Degree Preferred
Unless you wasted those four years studying something useless like
Philosophy, English or Religion.No Phone Calls Please
We've filled the job; our call for resumes is just a legal formality.
Seeking Candidates With A Wide Variety Of Experience
You'll need it to replace three people who just left.
Problem-Solving Skills A Must You're walking into a company in perpetual chaos.
Requires Team Leadership Skills
You'll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect.
Good Communication Skills
Management communicates, you listen, figure out what they want and do.
Ability To Handle A Heavy Workload You whine, you're fired.
Aspirations For Growth Within Our Company We loooooove brown-nosers.
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Old February 12th, 2002, 12:57 PM   #583
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Old February 12th, 2002, 02:02 PM   #584
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LOL, Bungo! You forgot one: No experience needed

Our pay is enough to make you quit before you start
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