PinoWOW's Toy Shoppe - Page 16

PinoWOW · October 14th, 2001, 07:40 PM

(((((((((GentleWOW))))))))) I forgot to post my joke!

TODAY'S JOKE: (Like quite a few days haven't gone by, hey?)

Why was the National Guard sent to the department stores?

To look for Bed Linen.

Thanks to SereneWOW, who told this one in Music Chat!!

NanaWOW · October 14th, 2001, 08:14 PM

(((((((( Pino and Quiet )))))))
(((((( all )))))))
Hey Pino I want a costume for Halloween for me a devil/angel costume oh well don't think it's going to happen .... I'll just be my usual witchy self lol

QuietWoman · October 15th, 2001, 04:57 AM

Wooohoooooo!!!!

Long hugging posts ....

Funny jokes ....

Just like old times hey, sweetie?

(((((((((Everyone)))))))))

but mostly

((?((?((SomeoneSpecial))?))?))

I love you.

Have an excellent Monday everyone - it's long been a special kinda day, to me.

CheetahWOW · October 16th, 2001, 11:31 AM

Bouncing in to say

How about some

soup?

Or some sour candy?

Or a diet coke?

I am so bad!!

But good at it!

PinoWOW · October 16th, 2001, 10:03 PM

/me hears purring and knows Cheetah's been around... (((((((((Cheetah))))))))) I see you found all the fun stuff. LOL

(*(*(*(*(*QW*)*)*)*)*) Monday nights will always be special to me, hon. And those old times aren't really *that* old, are they? <G> I love you, too. We have a lifetime of Monday nights to enjoy.

TODAY'S JOKE:

Seen On T-Shirts

"Upon the Advice of My Attorney, My Shirt Bears No Message at This Time"

"That's It! I'm Calling Grandma!"
- (seen on an 8 year old)

"Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up"

"Procrastinate Now"

"Rehab Is for Quitters"

RazberrieTart · October 17th, 2001, 06:52 PM

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 LOL Just droppin in for a few and ahhh Pino, LOL so U know what I am for Halloween eh ??

OK LOL and I dout Taylar will be anything except for the Leftover Candy Eater LOL

Otherwie we r great, been having an awesome day

So gonna share some

's with everyone, oh and Tay found a car she wants, now she can go vrooommmmmmmmmmmmm

Oh and that GMa tee shirt would be PERFECT for Taylar LOL dont ya think ??
Hugs,
Taylar & Tartie

PinoWOW · October 18th, 2001, 09:01 PM

That post of (((((((Tart and Tay's))))))))) is gonna blast out my good retina. That is damn bright, and it's moving, too. /me blinks a lot.

(((((((((QW)))))))))))) /me looks at my list and sips that beer. Yep. All taken care of. Can't wait to get on that big plane, honeypie. Sunday Night here we come. <G>

TODAY'S JOKE:

A market researcher was going door to door with a questionnaire. At one house, a young woman with three small children answered the door.

She seemed willing to answer his questions, so he asked her if she had ever heard of his company, "Vaseline."

"Yes," she said, "my husband and I use
your product when we have sexual intercourse."

"Wow", said the interviewer. "Most people say they use it on bicycle chains or gate hinges or some other thing, even though we know that most people really use it for sexual intercourse. As long as you're so frank, would you mind telling me exactly how you use it?"

"Sure," she replied. "We put it on the doorknob to keep the kids out."

RazberrieTart · October 22nd, 2001, 04:13 AM

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Morning Pino, very very early for me, but Taylars been sick and I hate sitting in a silent house, hm something about keys clicking is relaxing I think, so just stopping in for some poting fun.

Is it just me or are there folders dissappearing ?? Or is my list defective ?? Weird, what one notices @ 3 in the morning Well, think I may stop in a few more before I even attempt to go lay Taylar down.
Hugs,
Tart & very soft hugs,
Taylar

QuietWOW · October 22nd, 2001, 04:52 AM

(((((((((Razzy)))))))))) Heck, I hope Tay's better soon, hon!!

((*((*((MyGal))*))*)) i love you, sweetie.

And that joke rocks!

GentleWOW · October 25th, 2001, 11:30 AM

{{{{{{{{{Pino & Quiet}}}}}}}}}
just

around to say

this am

PinoWOW · October 26th, 2001, 03:41 PM

OMG!!! There's a WITCH in the intro to the Toy Shoppe! I'd best find a nice toy to distract her. (((((((((Goblin))))))) ROFL

Hello ((((((((Raz and Tay))))))))). Hope you're back to normal by now. You've got a good Mom, anyway.

(((((((((Honeypie))))))))) I feel like bobbing for apples. Have I ever told you about the apple-bobbing contests I've won? I am very good at it, 'cause I'm not afraid of the water.

TODAY'S JOKE:

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they lay down for the night,and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudging his faithful friend, said: "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

Watson said: "I see millions and millions of stars."

Holmes: "And what does that tell you?"

Watson: "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Theologically, it tells me that God is great and that we are small. Meteorologically, it tells me that we will have
a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"

Holmes: "Watson, you d*ckhead. Somebody stole our tent."

RazberrieTart · November 6th, 2001, 08:08 PM

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Howdy Pino !!!!! OMG LMAO I am just dying over that joke LOL took me a few mins to stop laughing enough to reply LMAO !!!!!! very very very funny, I will have to remember that one LOL Cute, very cute

Anyhoo, how r u Pino ?? Were good here, Taylar did get better, shes back to normal, and now knows a few new things, she knows what a piggy says and how to count 1 2 3 and ABCD

Sweet, huh ?? Well, off I go, she wants to play kitty

Hugs,
Tart & Tay

PeasWOW · November 7th, 2001, 10:36 AM

(((((((PinoWOW)))))))))

GREAT game yesterday!!!!! We loved it!

Cod · November 8th, 2001, 09:22 AM

(((Pino))) I've got an RV story you'd LOVE!

LatteWOW · November 12th, 2001, 10:20 AM

Just dropping in to say hi.....HI

hope all is well with you. Hope Quiet and you remembered my doggie bag from the dinner party the other night.

Well, I am of to play in the land of html.

October 14th, 2001, 08:14 PM	#227
NanaWOW 90%Angel 10%Devil :) Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: in the constant state of confusion ;) Posts: 427	(((((((( Pino and Quiet ))))))) (((((( all ))))))) Hey Pino I want a costume for Halloween for me a devil/angel costume oh well don't think it's going to happen .... I'll just be my usual witchy self lol __________________ If you have the choice to sit out or dance I hope you dance.....

October 15th, 2001, 04:57 AM	#228
QuietWoman Member Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Sunny England! Posts: 278	Wooohoooooo!!!! Long hugging posts .... Funny jokes .... Just like old times hey, sweetie? (((((((((Everyone))))))))) but mostly <font size=+3>((?((?((SomeoneSpecial))?))?))</font> I love you. Have an excellent Monday everyone - it's long been a special kinda day, to me.

October 16th, 2001, 10:03 PM	#230
PinoWOW WOW Host Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 115	/me hears purring and knows Cheetah's been around... (((((((((Cheetah))))))))) I see you found all the fun stuff. LOL <FONT SIZE=+3>(((((QW)))))</FONT> Monday nights will always be special to me, hon. And those old times aren't really that old, are they? <G> I love you, too. We have a lifetime of Monday nights to enjoy. TODAY'S JOKE: Seen On T-Shirts "Upon the Advice of My Attorney, My Shirt Bears No Message at This Time" "That's It! I'm Calling Grandma!" - (seen on an 8 year old) "Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up" "Procrastinate Now" "Rehab Is for Quitters"

October 17th, 2001, 06:52 PM	#231
RazberrieTart Registered User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The Forest Posts: 330	<center><font color="red"> (X(X(X(X(X </font><font color="cdooee"> Pino </font><font color="red">X)X)X)X)X)</font></center> <font color="321450"> LOL Just droppin in for a few and ahhh Pino, LOL so U know what I am for Halloween eh ?? OK LOL and I dout Taylar will be anything except for the Leftover Candy Eater LOL Otherwie we r great, been having an awesome day So gonna share some 's with everyone, oh and Tay found a car she wants, now she can go vrooommmmmmmmmmmmm Oh and that GMa tee shirt would be PERFECT for Taylar LOL dont ya think ?? Hugs, Taylar & Tartie </font>

October 18th, 2001, 09:01 PM	#232
PinoWOW WOW Host Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 115	That post of (((((((Tart and Tay's))))))))) is gonna blast out my good retina. That is damn bright, and it's moving, too. /me blinks a lot. <FONT SIZE=+3>(((((((((QW))))))))))))</FONT> /me looks at my list and sips that beer. Yep. All taken care of. Can't wait to get on that big plane, honeypie. Sunday Night here we come. <G> TODAY'S JOKE: A market researcher was going door to door with a questionnaire. At one house, a young woman with three small children answered the door. She seemed willing to answer his questions, so he asked her if she had ever heard of his company, "Vaseline." "Yes," she said, "my husband and I use your product when we have sexual intercourse." "Wow", said the interviewer. "Most people say they use it on bicycle chains or gate hinges or some other thing, even though we know that most people really use it for sexual intercourse. As long as you're so frank, would you mind telling me exactly how you use it?" "Sure," she replied. "We put it on the doorknob to keep the kids out."

October 14th, 2001, 07:40 PM	#226
PinoWOW WOW Host Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 115	(((((((((GentleWOW))))))))) I forgot to post my joke! TODAY'S JOKE: (Like quite a few days haven't gone by, hey?) Why was the National Guard sent to the department stores? To look for Bed Linen. Thanks to SereneWOW, who told this one in Music Chat!!

October 16th, 2001, 11:31 AM	#229
CheetahWOW Guest Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 54	Bouncing in to say How about some soup? Or some sour candy? Or a diet coke? I am so bad!! But good at it!

October 22nd, 2001, 04:13 AM	#233
RazberrieTart Registered User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The Forest Posts: 330	<center><font color="700aa0"> (X(X(X(X(X </font><font color="darkcyan"> Pino </sont><font color="700aa0"> X)X)X)X)X)</font></center><font color="880000"> Morning Pino, very very early for me, but Taylars been sick and I hate sitting in a silent house, hm something about keys clicking is relaxing I think, so just stopping in for some poting fun. Is it just me or are there folders dissappearing ?? Or is my list defective ?? Weird, what one notices @ 3 in the morning Well, think I may stop in a few more before I even attempt to go lay Taylar down. Hugs, Tart & very soft hugs, Taylar </font>

October 22nd, 2001, 04:52 AM	#234
QuietWOW WOW Host Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: UK Posts: 70	(((((((((Razzy)))))))))) Heck, I hope Tay's better soon, hon!! <font size=+3>((((((MyGal))))))</font> i love you, sweetie. And that joke rocks!

October 25th, 2001, 11:30 AM	#235
GentleWOW WOW Host Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: NJ Posts: 98	{{{{{{{{{Pino & Quiet}}}}}}}}} just around to say this am __________________ everyone needs some Gentleness in their lives

October 26th, 2001, 03:41 PM	#236
PinoWOW WOW Host Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 115	OMG!!! There's a WITCH in the intro to the Toy Shoppe! I'd best find a nice toy to distract her. (((((((((Goblin))))))) ROFL Hello ((((((((Raz and Tay))))))))). Hope you're back to normal by now. You've got a good Mom, anyway. <FONT SIZE=+3>(((((((((Honeypie)))))))))</FONT> I feel like bobbing for apples. Have I ever told you about the apple-bobbing contests I've won? I am very good at it, 'cause I'm not afraid of the water. TODAY'S JOKE: Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they lay down for the night,and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudging his faithful friend, said: "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Watson said: "I see millions and millions of stars." Holmes: "And what does that tell you?" Watson: "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Theologically, it tells me that God is great and that we are small. Meteorologically, it tells me that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?" Holmes: "Watson, you d*ckhead. Somebody stole our tent."

November 6th, 2001, 08:08 PM	#237
RazberrieTart Registered User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The Forest Posts: 330	<center><font color="f09b6d"> (X(X(X(X(X </font><font color="23fc77"> Pino </font><font color="f09b6d"> X)X)X)X)X)</font></center> <font color="122d9c"> Howdy Pino !!!!! OMG LMAO I am just dying over that joke LOL took me a few mins to stop laughing enough to reply LMAO !!!!!! very very very funny, I will have to remember that one LOL Cute, very cute Anyhoo, how r u Pino ?? Were good here, Taylar did get better, shes back to normal, and now knows a few new things, she knows what a piggy says and how to count 1 2 3 and ABCD Sweet, huh ?? Well, off I go, she wants to play kitty Hugs, Tart & Tay</font>

November 7th, 2001, 10:36 AM	#238
PeasWOW WOW Host Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Maine Posts: 83	(((((((PinoWOW))))))))) GREAT game yesterday!!!!! We loved it!

November 8th, 2001, 09:22 AM	#239
Cod Hooked on The OC! Join Date: Mar 2001 Posts: 1,252	(((Pino))) I've got an RV story you'd LOVE!

November 12th, 2001, 10:20 AM	#240
LatteWOW WOW Host Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Ohio Posts: 30	Just dropping in to say hi.....HI hope all is well with you. Hope Quiet and you remembered my doggie bag from the dinner party the other night. Well, I am of to play in the land of html.