Women Online Worldwide  

Go Back   Women Online Worldwide > Hobbies and Leisure Activities > Games, Jokes & Other Fun Stuff

Reply
 
Thread Tools
Old December 10th, 2005, 10:18 PM   #31
IRISH_EYES_99
Member
 
IRISH_EYES_99's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: in the state of confusion :)
Posts: 3,524
What do you call Santa's Helpers?

A= Subordinate Clauses.

*************************************
Why are Dasher and Dancer always taking coffee breaks?

a= Because they are Star Bucks.

*************************************
***George Carlin, The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls are.
*************************************
A little Christmas humor :

Christmas is just plain weird, What other time do you sit in front of a dead tree in your living room, eating candy snacks out of your socks??? )
__________________
Smiles are contagious. It's ok to pass them on. *
IRISH_EYES_99 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old December 11th, 2005, 12:00 AM   #32
LiamFan!
Member
 
LiamFan!'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2001
Posts: 2,048
LOL!!
__________________
Love is never defeated, and I could add, the history of Ireland proves it. -- Pope John Paul II
LiamFan! is offline   Reply With Quote
Old February 14th, 2009, 12:16 PM   #33
BabyBoyNames
Registered User
 
Join Date: Feb 2009
Posts: 12
hahaha,,, very cute comment!!
BabyBoyNames is offline   Reply With Quote
Old January 9th, 2011, 04:44 PM   #34
Elusive Unicorn
Member
 
Elusive Unicorn's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Utica,NY
Posts: 806
One day a blind bunny went hopping down the trail and tripped over a large snake.
" Oh I'm sorry. I didn't see you there, I'm blind" said the bunny.
"Not your fault I didn't mean to trip you, I'm blind too." said the snake." By the way what are you?"
"I'm blind and can't see myself.So mabe you could examine me and let me know." said the bunny.
So the snake felt all around the bunny and said."Lets she your soft, warm,and cuddly.With a cotton tail and a wiggly nose...you must be a bunny."
"THanks. So now tell me what are you?" askrd the bunny.
"Not sure. Why don't you examine me, then we'll both know." said the snake.
So the bunny felt all around." Lets seeyour hard, cold, and slimy, you haven't got any balls....you must be a lawyer."
__________________
Any and all typos I may make are in the name of science. My tests will be conclued when ever I get around to it.
Elusive Unicorn is offline   Reply With Quote
Old January 18th, 2011, 08:32 PM   #35
Elusive Unicorn
Member
 
Elusive Unicorn's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Utica,NY
Posts: 806
Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet? It wrecked three cars, a bus and two fire engines!
__________________
Any and all typos I may make are in the name of science. My tests will be conclued when ever I get around to it.
Elusive Unicorn is offline   Reply With Quote
Old August 5th, 2011, 08:06 PM   #36
StacyH.
Member
 
StacyH.'s Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2009
Location: With my kids
Posts: 83
Having lost most of his hearing a number of years ago, this elderly man goes to the doctor to be fitted with hearing aids which promise to allow him to hear 100%. A month later, he returns to the doctor for a check up on his progress. The doctor tells him that his hearing is perfect and asks if his family is pleased.

The man says, "Oh, I haven't told them about the hearing aids yet. I just sit around and listen to them talk. I've changed my will three times!"
__________________
Calgon take me away !!
StacyH. is offline   Reply With Quote
Old August 6th, 2011, 10:15 AM   #37
Wolf_angel
A survivor of chaos
 
Wolf_angel's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Where my heart is
Posts: 3,147
Lol
__________________
May you walk in the shadow of the Great Spirit~To help others is a special gift we can either give or take~The more you give the more you receive~
Wolf_angel is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 02:23 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.7.0
Copyright ©2000 - 2017, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Content Copyright ?1996-2008, Women Online Worldwide