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Old August 30th, 2010, 07:41 AM   #1
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Make me laugh please

Hi I am just looking for simple posts to make me laugh,a good story a good joke etc; just something to help me get through relationship anxiety. Doesn't have to be related. Just a social friendly hello women supporting women, helping them to become strong. I crossed the line when I didn't give the bf his space. Not looking for advice just laughter the rest is correcting my mistakes and hoping he will recognize his too and just learning to be whole with or without a man.

Thanks much to everyone God bless and I'm far from a religious freak not that that is bad for anyone one who is I'm just trying to keep good spirits and get some sleep.
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Old October 19th, 2010, 10:45 AM   #2
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Hi, I can't believe nobody has replied to you already. I think when we are in times of need then it's great to share the "sofa of life" and have a good laugh.

PM me if you are still looking for a laugh.

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Old February 23rd, 2012, 05:45 PM   #3
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Maybe you should watch the Ellen show. It's so positive and uplifting.
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Old February 25th, 2012, 09:07 AM   #4
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Sorry I am now a working woman hence didnt get on here til today. Go look in the mirror and see beauty. If you want to laugh go to youtube for some hilarious videos of children mainly tots and babies laughing. It always helps me.
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Old February 25th, 2012, 08:14 PM   #5
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Positivo es bueno. Now, if I could just learn Spanish!
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Old February 26th, 2012, 09:42 PM   #6
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Did you hear! Way down south were bannanas grow an ant stepped on an elephant's toe. ( oh no) The Elephant cried with tears in his eyes ( boo hoo ) Why, don't you pick on someone your own size. ...

Here is a true story a friend of mine's daughter (19yrs old ) was listening to the news. She heard the story of several people getting "robbed at gunpoint" .. she turns looks at her mom & I & says.. Why do they keep going to "Gunpoint" if they know they will be robbed??? Its so sad it's funny. Had to sit her down seriously & explain.
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Old February 27th, 2012, 09:23 PM   #7
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I typically save my best material for Facebook. I prefer being ignored on a major social networking site. Tell me something about yourself and I'll try to use the information in a way that renders you the butt of jokes for days here on WOW.
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Old February 28th, 2012, 08:14 AM   #8
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Rofl get in line Squeek! We do that all the time here....LOL

/e goes and smacks IRISH with a cream pie in the face and runs off laughing hysterically
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Old March 3rd, 2012, 02:02 PM   #9
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Irish, I loved your "at gunpoint" story. When I was a little girl I asked my parents if we could move to Random. When they asked me about it, I said that I watch all these game shows and they always said that the contestants were chosen at Random. I told them that we wouldn't have a chance of being chosen unless we moved there.
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Old March 3rd, 2012, 09:37 PM   #10
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LOL @ Gunpoint and Random is OMG ROTFLMAO
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Old March 8th, 2012, 03:56 PM   #11
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What do you call a blind deer?

No ideer.
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Old April 24th, 2012, 09:50 AM   #12
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So driving in the car the other day (with the whole family) we see a raccoon on the side of the road. So my husband decides to enlighten our children with his ohh so manly knowledge and says "if you ever see one out in the daylight like this stay away from it, out usually means they're sick our rabid".

To this my seven year old replies "but I didn't see him jumping, dad".

And this gets the attention of my oldest (13) who turns to her and says "not rabbit, rabid!"

Then I naturally have to explain the difference.
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Old April 25th, 2012, 08:56 PM   #13
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Wasn't it nice to be a kid?
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Old April 25th, 2012, 10:20 PM   #14
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Absolutely! Everything was soo much simpler.
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Old April 26th, 2012, 09:38 PM   #15
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And then . . . . we grew up, and had to worry about stuff.
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