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Old March 1st, 2002, 05:28 AM   #301
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Here's a giggles to share......

The new Texas preacher was a dead ringer for Conway Twitty. One day he decided to visit some of the church members who hadn't been to service lately. He went to the first lady's house and knocked on the door. When she answered the door, she said, "Conway Twitty!"

"No ma'am," he replied. "I'm your new pastor, and I just stopped by to have a prayer with you." So she said come right on in.

He visited several more homes, and everyone thought he was Conway Twitty. Then he came to a widow woman's house on the end of the street. She was taking a shower at the time, so
she just wrapped a towel around her and opened the door. When she saw her caller, she threw up her hands -- which allowed the towel to fall to the floor. "Oh my God!" she exclaimed. "It's Conway Twitty!"



And he said, "Hello, Darlin'!"
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Old March 1st, 2002, 05:37 AM   #302
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How to Clean Your Mouse

This memo is from an unnamed computer company. It went to all field
engineers about a computer peripheral problem. The author of this memo
was
quite serious, but the engineers rolled on the floor:
"Mouse balls are now available as FRU (Field Replacement Unit).
Therefore,
if a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may
need a
ball replacement. Because of the delicate nature of this procedure,
replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by properly trained
personnel.
"Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the
underside of the mouse. Domestic balls will be larger and harder than
foreign balls. Ball removal procedures differ depending upon the
manufacturer of the mouse. Foreign balls can be replaced using the
pop-off
method. Domestic balls are replaced by using the twist-off method. Mouse
balls are not usually static-sensitive. However, excessive handling can
result in sudden discharge.
"Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately.
It
is recommended that each replacer have a pair of spare balls for
maintaining optimum customer satisfaction. Any customer missing his
balls
should suspect local personnel of removing these necessary items."
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Old March 1st, 2002, 12:05 PM   #303
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Good one, Bungo!
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Old March 1st, 2002, 12:16 PM   #304
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Scribble was here
and brought her torch
things are heated
was that your porch?

She's not been drinking
though she wished she had
so now she's nutty
(or a little mad)

Now she's leaving
she's on the run
try to find her
before she's done...
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Old March 1st, 2002, 03:57 PM   #305
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Gosh Girly, are ya always this onery when your sick?? Didn't ya read the sign when ya entered?? This is the Quiet Zone of WOW!! Ya just singed Buggies hair!!
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Old March 1st, 2002, 06:20 PM   #306
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OMG someone's telling jokes in here, how kewl! Thank you (((((((bungo))))))

And poetry too! (((((((Scribble))))))))

(((((((((LattePal)))))))))) We only let class in here, so you won't be seeing *that woman*!!

((((((((DACD)))))))) It only needed for you to say it was quiet and *bang*!!

((((((((GentleLass)))))))))) Hi hon.

<font size=+3>((((((SomeoneSpecial))))))</font> Still love you.
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Old March 1st, 2002, 08:06 PM   #307
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*Scribble gets out her drums and plays loudly* (It's known as noise since she doesn't know how to play, but it does break the *quiet* barrier)

Don't blame me, I'm sick.
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Old March 1st, 2002, 08:07 PM   #308
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Bungo, yep, I'm always this bad when I'm sick. I can blame it on the drugs

Seriously, I can only handle staying in bed for so long. I take long naps before coming in here to raise havoc.
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Old March 10th, 2002, 04:42 PM   #309
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Old March 10th, 2002, 05:57 PM   #310
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Scribble shakes her head...much much much too quiet in here

Scribble plays the drums, hands bungo pots and spoons, and Bugsy gets the R.A.I.D. can and a few matches. On enlighting performance coming up...
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Old March 11th, 2002, 07:33 AM   #311
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hmmm gets out my guitar and joins the band.... or is that gets on the bandwagon.....
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Old March 11th, 2002, 09:21 PM   #312
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Peas, wanna be in the spotlight? Bugsy, let 'er rip....



Pst: Peas, you can trust me, really
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Old March 12th, 2002, 10:29 PM   #313
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Thanks for the good time with trivia today Quiet WOW- was a fun time!!!

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Old March 19th, 2002, 10:16 PM   #314
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Scribble brings in the electric guitar and leaves the bongo drums on a remote charger...and puts in a motion detector
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