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Old November 19th, 2002, 03:23 PM   #121
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GentleWOW got run over by a reindeer

Walking home from our house Christmas eve.

You can say there's no such thing as Santa,

But as for me and SilverWOW, we believe.

She'd been drinkin' too much egg nog,

And we'd begged her not to go.

But she'd left her medication,

So she stumbled out the door into the snow.

When they found her Christmas mornin',

At the scene of the attack.

There were hoof prints on her forehead,

And incriminatin' Claus marks on her back.

GentleWOW got run over by a reindeer,

Walkin' home from our house Christmas eve.

You can say there's no such thing as Santa,

But as for me and PastelWOW, we believe.

Now were all so proud of GertieWOW,

She's been takin' this so well.

See her in there watchin' football,


Drinkin' beer and playin' cards with cousin MoonWOW.

It's not Christmas without GentleWOW.

All the family's dressed in black.

And we just can't help but wonder:

Should we open up her gifts or send them back?

GentleWOW got run over by a reindeer,

Walkin' home from our house Christmas eve.

You can say there's no such thing as Santa,

But as for me and AirWOW, we believe.

Now the goose is on the table

And the pudding made of fig.

And a blue and silver candle,

That would just have matched the hair in GentleWOW's wig.

I've warned all my friends and neighbours.

Better watch out for yourselves."

They should never give a license,

To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves.


GentleWOW got run over by a reindeer,

Walkin' home from our house, Christmas eve.

You can say there's no such thing as Santa,

But as for me and SmileyWOW, we believe.




(Daccie grins from ear to ear at GentleWOW)
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Old November 19th, 2002, 03:47 PM   #122
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((((((Seo))))))))...now why, oh WHY would Raz give ME a choccie staute of you when I could have one of Annnngieeeeee instead? at thought of Angie, hehe. Hey, who's supplying the turkey and ham? Me looks around and slips some JD into the wassail...this is gonna be some party!
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Old November 19th, 2002, 03:51 PM   #123
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CandleWOW likes Christmas day,
With its wreaths of holly,

QuietWOW likes Santa Claus
With his smile so jolly;

PoohWOW likes the Christmas tree,
Shining straight and tall,

LatteWOW surely likes them all.

PhantasyWOW likes the smiles and cheer,

And how LabrysWOW likes to hear
The happy people say

"Merry Christmas" in such a pleasant way.




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Old November 19th, 2002, 03:53 PM   #124
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ok ok ok FINALLY

All da WOW`s are done!!!

(Daccie goes and rests her poor little fingers and voice)
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Old November 19th, 2002, 03:57 PM   #125
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Brava to daccie!!!!!! A year long supply of Godiva chocolates to you to help your voice and fingers recuperate.
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Old November 19th, 2002, 04:27 PM   #126
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lol cute dac, and very sweet
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Old November 19th, 2002, 10:57 PM   #127
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(((((( Daccie )))))))
There seems to be a party going on here... Let me introduce my real sefl ... The Party Crasher is here.. Let's have fun.
Wassail ~ 100proof
To the festivities here I'll add some Pineapple Wine along with Pineapple wine chocolates from Okinawa..
Sets up Surround Sound System in the folder for your listening pleasure..
Clears tables just a few. Hey have to have table dancing here..

Climbs a ladder and sets up party lights. Sends out invites to all.
Tosses all the clocks out in here time doesn't count (G)
Takes another shot of the wassail ummmmmm good stuff . k'plunk ...
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Old November 19th, 2002, 11:15 PM   #128
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((((( Irish )))))) rofl!!


Hey anyone want some Mr. Claus dancers on da table? I am sure we can get a few of da Miss too
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Old November 19th, 2002, 11:19 PM   #129
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that sounds fun dac
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Old November 19th, 2002, 11:47 PM   #130
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Dashing through the snow in my rusty Chevrolet.
Down the road I go, sliding all the way.
I need new piston rings.
I need some new snow tires.
My car is held together by a piece of chicken wire!
Oh, rust and smoke, the heater's broke, the door just blew away.
I light a match to see the dash and then I start to pray-ay.
The frame is bent, the muffler went, the radio's okay.
Oh, what fun it is to drive this rusty Chevrolet!
I went to IGA to get some Christmas cheer.
I just passed up my left front tire and it's gettin' hard to steer. Speeding down the highway, right past the county cops. I have to drag my swampers just to get the car to stop.
Oh, rust and smoke, the heater's broke, the door just blew away. I light a match to see the dash and then I start to pray-ay. The frame is bent, the muffler went, the radio's okay.
Oh, what fun it is to drive this rusty Chevrolet!
Bouncing through the snowdrifts in a big, blue cloud of smoke. People laugh as I drive by; I wonder what's the joke!
I have to get to Wal-Mart to pick up my layaway,
Cause Santa's comin' soon in his big, old, rusty sleigh!
Oh, rust and smoke, the heater's broke, the door just blew away. I light a match to see the dash and then I start to pray-ay. The frame is bent, the muffler went, the radio's okay.
Oh, what fun it is to drive this rusttttttttty Chevroooooooleeeeeet!

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Old November 20th, 2002, 12:25 AM   #131
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ROFLMFAO {{{{{{{{{{{Daccie}}}}}}}}}}

/me looks for GentleWOW under Rudolf's tracks

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thanks for explaining the wassil thing and think I will have a nip.......btw guess you would rather have Angie then me in chocolate, who could blame you

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hope your doing the dancing

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we tend to have lots of fun, good to see you here

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/me waits for another song
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Old November 20th, 2002, 05:20 AM   #132
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hear's some slurring in Dac's singing. hehe (Wolfie..... you put that in on top of the **hick** Jose' Quervo I put in there..... (can't spell anymore, too much wassial)
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Old November 20th, 2002, 08:06 AM   #133
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<--- Not sluring, just about broke her finers! LOL ((((( PeasWOW ))))) ((((( Everyone ))))

/e wonders if seo still feels left out
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Old November 20th, 2002, 09:07 AM   #134
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ROFL (((((Daccie))))) those songs were too cute!!
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Old November 20th, 2002, 09:56 AM   #135
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to the queen of spammers (((((daccie)))))) for her latest turn at the mike with her song. I didn't know you owned an ole hillbilly car, punkin gal.
((((((Peas)))))))...hmm, lemme add some Bailey's Irish to the brew to make the wassail go down easier. Takes a taste ...ooooooo. Calls in the dancin Santa girls and drapes myself in tinsel.
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