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Old August 18th, 2001, 07:52 AM   #16
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Smile Verrrrrry Funny

Cuzn the bra joke was hilarious and K-kane the dog joke was a riot LOL thanks for the laughs!
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Old September 12th, 2001, 03:49 PM   #17
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A Marriage Ha Ha

After a quarrel,a husband said to his wife," You
know i was a fool when i married you." She replies
"Yes dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."

Another i thought was cute,

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over
intelligence. The second marriage is triumph
of hope over experience.

When a woman steals your husband, there is no
better revenge than to let her keep him.
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Old September 14th, 2001, 11:09 AM   #18
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who ate the janitor?

Five cannibals get appointed as programmers in an IT
company.? During the welcoming ceremony the boss says:?
"You're all part of our team now. You can earn good money
here, and you can go to the company canteen for something to eat.? So don't trouble the other employees".

The cannibals promise not to trouble the other employees.?
Four weeks later the boss returns and says:? "You're all
working very hard, and I'm very satisfied with all of you.?
One of our janitors has disappeared however.? Do any of you
know what happened to her?"

The cannibals disavow all knowledge of the missing janitor. After the boss leaves, the leader of the cannibals says to
the others:? "Which of you idiots ate the janitor?"

A hand raises hesitantly, to which the leader says:? "You
fool!? For four weeks we've been eating Team Leaders,
Managers, and Project Managers so no one noticed anything,
and you have to go and eat the janitor!"
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Old September 14th, 2001, 11:46 AM   #19
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OMG too funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and oh so true.

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Old October 6th, 2002, 07:04 PM   #20
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Bill Gates dies.


When he meets God, God says, "Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this one.
I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or to Hell. After all, you
enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in the
world, and yet you created that ghastly Windows. I'm going to do something
I've never done before. I'm going to let you decide where you want to go."





Bill Gates said, "What's the difference between the two?"





God said, "It might help you decide if you took a peek at both places.

Shall we look at Hell first?"





Bill was amazed. He saw a clean, white sandy beach with clear waters.

There were thousands of beautiful men and women running around, playing in
the water, laughing and frolicking about. The sun was shining and the
temperature was perfect.



"This is great!" said Bill. "If this is Hell, I can't wait to see Heaven."





Let's go, God says. Bill sees white clouds in a beautiful blue sky,with
angels drifting about playing harps and singing. It was nice, but not as
enticing as Hell.





Bill thought for only a brief moment and rendered his decision.





"God I do believe I would prefer to go to Hell."





"As you wish," said God. Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the
late billionaire to see how things were going. He found Bill shackled to a
wall, screaming amidst the hot flames in a dark cave. He was being tortured
by demons with pitchforks.



"How ya doin', Bill?"asked God. Bill responded with anguish and despair,
"This is awful! This is not what I expected at all! What happened to the
beach and the beautiful women playing in the water?"




"Oh, that," said God. "That was the screen saver."
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Old October 7th, 2002, 12:53 AM   #21
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ROFL!!!
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Old October 26th, 2002, 01:23 PM   #22
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Talking This is funny!

What kind of eggs do Ghosts like?.......
HorrorFried! LOL Have a great day!
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Old October 23rd, 2004, 09:07 PM   #23
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Okay, here's one:

Rudolph, a hardline Russian communist, looks out the window one day and sees stuff coming from the sky. He tells his wife, "Olga, look. It's raining."

Olga looks out and says, "No, it's snowing."

"It's raining."

"It's snowing."

This went on for several minutes. Finally, in exasperation, he says, firmly, "Rudolph, the Red, knows rain, dear!"
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Old October 23rd, 2004, 09:50 PM   #24
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Rofl very good


Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,(ate)9.
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Old October 24th, 2004, 01:16 AM   #25
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A woman carrying a struggling dog got off the escalator at the airport and approached an employee. She pointed at a sign that read, "Dogs must be carried on escalator."

"Something needs to be done about this," she said. "It took me an hour to find this one!"
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Old October 24th, 2004, 12:59 PM   #26
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Way down south were bananas grow an ant stepped on an elephants toe. The elephant cried with tears in his eyes,'Why don't you pick on someone your own size."
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Old October 28th, 2004, 08:57 PM   #27
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Here's one my 6 year old granddaughter made up:

Her: I can spell 'Nothing'. Want to hear me?
Me: Sure.
Her: X-C-A-Q-F-P-Z-Z-Y-S. What's that spell?
Me: Nothing.
Her: See? I TOLD you I can spell Nothing!
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Old October 28th, 2004, 09:23 PM   #28
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rofl priceless
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Old March 24th, 2005, 10:57 PM   #29
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Hey, Did I tell you the day the priest came to the house!!! He said to me, "Have you ever thought of the Here After?" I said, " Sure Father, everytime I go from one room to the other" I always ask, "Now what am I here after?" Dang CRS gets me everytime.
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Old March 25th, 2005, 01:36 AM   #30
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Cute, Irish!
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