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Old December 23rd, 2001, 01:19 PM   #256
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Old December 24th, 2001, 03:31 PM   #257
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Hi, ((((((vee_grrl, Shopper, Challenge, Gertie))))))) and Happy Christmas to all.

((((((Gentle))))))) I like your GIF. I like Gertie's, too. <G> I know you're having a good week, hon. Love to you both.

<FONT SIZE=+3>(((((((Honeypie)))))))</FONT> Happy 2nd RL Christmas!! It's almost here.

TODAY'S JOKE:

A doctor walks into a bank. Preparing to endorse a
check, he pulls a rectal thermometer out of his shirt
pocket and tries to write with it.

He looks up at the
teller, pauses for a moment, then, realizing his
mistake, he says..."Well, that's great...just great...
some ***hole's got my pen!"


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Old December 24th, 2001, 04:00 PM   #258
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Ewwwwwwwww what a nasty thought!!!!!

Sheesh, jobs I'm glad I don't have include .....

Anyway ...

<font size=+3>((*((*((Poppet))*))*))</font> You *are* my Christmas present, thank you darling.

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Old December 24th, 2001, 04:23 PM   #259
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Merry Christmas my friend and mentor!!!! hugs.
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Old December 29th, 2001, 08:53 PM   #260
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and a <font color=FF00FF size=8>2002!!!</font>
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Old January 7th, 2002, 07:32 PM   #261
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Old January 25th, 2002, 01:56 AM   #262
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Have a great weekend!!

/me needs batteries for her game boy advance....money is on the counter....
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Old February 9th, 2002, 02:40 PM   #263
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Old February 17th, 2002, 04:28 PM   #264
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Old February 19th, 2002, 05:34 PM   #265
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/me gets the duster out and cleans up in here. Where is that woman?

<font size=+3>((*((*((MyOne))*))*))</font> You rock, babe.
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Old February 25th, 2002, 01:36 PM   #266
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Old February 28th, 2002, 02:18 AM   #267
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Old February 28th, 2002, 03:08 AM   #268
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Here's a little joke I found on the Web.

Morris had himself cloned. To get acquainted, the two guys hiked into the woods, talking as they walked - but the clone, as it turned out, had an incredibly foul mouth. He cussed, cursed and swore nonstop, until finally, just to shut him up, the man shoved the clone off a cliff.

Soon afterward, Morris was arrested. The charge?

Making an obscene clone fall.
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Old March 1st, 2002, 05:12 AM   #269
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I see were cloning around again! LOL

Heres one I picked up along the way...

Never have responded before but I had to tell you about the time when
I was the ID10T .....I walked into "Lady Footlocker" and was trying on
shoes when I asked the saleperson, "Are these shoe in mens or womens
sizes?" Boy was that embarassing. Thanx again for making my boring
day at work worth coming to!!! Amber

My 5 year old daughter was taking a bath and she fell. While I was
drying her I saw that she had a bruise on her hip. So I said to her
"Darlene, part of your hip is turning black and blue." She started
crying because she didn't want it to be black and blue she wanted
it to be her favorite color purple. When she said that I started
laughing.

Unfortunately, the ID10T happens to be myself. One night when I was
totally exhausted, I asked my wife if I could "Sleep until I wake up".

Here is another. When I go to McDonalds to get a cheesburger I order
it plain, I don't like anything but burger and cheese, so I order
a cheeseburger with just cheese. One time I was at the drive-thru
placed my order and over the intercom comes this qustion: Do you want
meat on that? I was laughing so hard I could barely answear. If I was
a cheese sandwich I could of done that at home. Mark Aright, here's my
ID10T thing. I work in a roadside assistance call center. People call
in and we send out tow trucks...things like that. nyway, this woman
calls on one of our lines and describes her problem with he less
than a week-old car. The rep. taking the call (not me)
tells her it sounds like she ran out of gas. Upon hearing this,
the driver flies off the handle, saying "WHAT! You mean I paid
60 f***ing thousand dollars for this f****ng car and you're telling
me I have to f***ing put gas in it!!!???" I love stupid people!
Stephanie

So I laugh at how dumb these people can be, and then realize - I
AM ONE OF THE ID10TS! On a missions trip to mexico, a group of us
were driving in a pickup truck, and were puzzled at a black dot
that was hovering in the air above the horizon. It looked like
a bird, but obviously wasn't, as it wasn't moving. I suggested,
completely seriously, that perhaps it was a dead bird.
Everyone looked at me, and when they realized I was making what
I thought was a legitimate suggestion, they cracked up. -Naomi

Late in the evening me and my friends were playing cards and promptly
there was a power cut, which is quite normal here in India. We had
some candles handy and under candle light our game continued. After
a while as it was quite stuffy one guy suggested "Hey, why don't you
switch the fan on". Another one promptly replies, "Don't. The candles
will go off!" P V Ravindran

I was the ID10T this time. More like most of the time. Anyway...
I was getting my mom's shoes out of the back of our suv and the door
could only open part way b/c the garage was closed. So I just left the
door open, got the shoes, and gave them to my mom. On my way back I
decide to open the garage FORGETING that back door is still open, and
the garage door opens, bringing the suv door with it!! I was freaking
out. While screaming "NO NO NO!!" I ran to where all the action was,
but then I realized that I could just close the garage, so I turned
around screamed "NO NO NO!!" and ran back. -Kathleen C.

Hey, I love reading the idiot jokes, makes me feel smart knowing
that there are others out there making stupid mistakes. Here is one
for you: I was watching television with the family, and saw this
new commercial for a sleeping pills. The caution was in huge bold
letters, "MAY CAUSE MINOR DROWSINESS...."( so tell me, what do your
sleeping pills do?) Then the commercial went to to say that you
should take the sleeping pills before you went to sleep (as opposed
to those people that take pills after they go to sleep). It was a
great commercial, made me laugh real hard. - BugWG

Here the JockMaster's idiot sighting...and it was me...
I was playing basketball with some friends...we split up in teams.
I thought I'm going to teach them a thing or two...then I dribble
down the court...so proud of myself because everyone else is
behind me...they were yelling and screaming..I felt so good...I
throw the ball made it in the basket...SCORE! (for the other team!) I felt like a REAL ID10T!
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Old March 11th, 2002, 07:38 AM   #270
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((((((((Pino)))))))))) Just thought I'd do a little toy shopping and decided this was the place to be!!!!
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