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Old March 12th, 2002, 10:31 PM   #271
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Hey, just stopping by to say thanks for the trivia game PinoWOW - was a fun time. Thanks again!!
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Old March 24th, 2002, 12:28 AM   #272
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Old March 24th, 2002, 11:48 AM   #273
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Old March 24th, 2002, 04:45 PM   #274
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Old March 28th, 2002, 04:24 AM   #275
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Hope you have a great Easter weekend and you get lots of yummy chockies.....

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Pssst...there is an easter egg hunt at Scribbles tomorrow....
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Old March 30th, 2002, 08:44 PM   #276
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Old March 31st, 2002, 12:36 AM   #277
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Old April 2nd, 2002, 09:45 PM   #278
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You got any wind up toys? Toys that make noise, go bump in the night, or run over folks?
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Old April 2nd, 2002, 10:43 PM   #279
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That go Bump in the night, Hun????? Scary!!! Very Scary!!!
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Old April 2nd, 2002, 10:45 PM   #280
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Wait! I did not know they came wind up too??? Gee, that may cut down the cost on buying batterys all the time, hun? ROFL
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Old April 5th, 2002, 11:52 AM   #281
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/me is grateful that all the toys have not been carried out! <G> /me dusts a bit and tries to pretned I've not been gone for months. /me smiles sheepishly.

(((((((Bungo))))))))) Did you say wind up or blow up? We have BOTH.

((((((((Serene)))))))))) I know we'll host together soon. LOL OneTel wiling.

((((((((Gentle))))))))) I hope you're doing well at work now. Do take it easy if you can get away with it.

((((((((Challenge)))))))) Thanks for decorating with all the Easter gear. You're great.

(((((((((Latte)))))))) See you tomorrow!!!!! OMG OMG OMG!!! <G>

<FONT SIZE=+3>(((((((Honeypie)))))))</FONT> I love you to the stars and back.

TODAY'S JOKE:

An old man, Mr. Goldstein, was living the last of his life in a nursing
home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy
asked if there was anything wrong.

"Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Goldstein,
"My p**** died today, and I am very sad."

Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she
replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Goldstein, please accept my
condolences."

The following day, Mr. Goldstein was walking down the hall with his p**** hanging out of his pajamas.

"Mr. Goldstein," said Nurse Tracy,
"You shouldn't be walking down the hall like this. Please put your p**** back inside your pajamas."

"But, Nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Goldstein, "I told you yesterday that my p**** died."

"Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?"

"Well," he replied. "Today's the viewing."
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Old May 11th, 2002, 01:48 PM   #282
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Hello ((((((Toy Shoppers))))) I've turned down an offer to sell the place to a fitness club. They'll be locating elsewhere. Meanwhile; this is funny!

TODAY'S JOKE:

The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair, where the activities for her 100th birthday were taking place. Grandma couldn't speak very well, but she could write notes when she needed to communicate.

After a short time out on the lawn, Grandma started leaning off to the right, so some family members grabbed her,straightened her up, and stuffed pillows on her right.

A short time later, she started leaning off to her left, so again the family grabbed her and stuffed pillows on her
left. Soon she started leaning forward, so the family members again grabbed her, then tied a pillowcase around her waist to hold her up.

A nephew who arrived late came running up to Grandma and said, "Hi Grandma, you're looking good! How are they treating you?"

Grandma took out her little notepad and slowly wrote a note to the nephew, "They won't let me fart."
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Old May 19th, 2002, 08:42 AM   #283
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((((((((((Pino))))))))) SO TRUE!!!!! Just thought I'd drop in on my favorite mentor! Bet that grandmas eyes were out from holding back that fart!!!! hehehehe
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Old May 30th, 2002, 10:05 AM   #284
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LOL...still the home of the "classy jokes", eh ((((Pino))))?

How are you doing, friend?

(our BuddingFilmMakerBoy is going to NEW YORK CITY! "Going for the gold" as he put it. Wish him luck. <g>)
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Old June 5th, 2002, 04:15 PM   #285
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Hey, there! ((((((((Peas))))))))) and (((((((((Moonbeam)))))))))! Yes, this is still the place for classy humor. And, no; the Sysop hasn't been in here for years, so we do what we want. Take this one for instance...

TODAY'S JOKE:

The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather slick looking,well-dressed, just past middle-aged gentleman.

"Can I help you?" the madam asked.

"I want to see Natalie," the old man replied.

"Sir, Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies, perhaps someone else..."

"No, I must see Natalie".

Just then Natalie appeared and announced to the man that she charges $1,000.00 per visit. Without blinking, the man reached into his pocket and handed her ten $100 bills. The two went up to a room for an hour,whereupon the man calmly left.

The next night he appeared again demanding to see Natalie. Natalie explained that is was very rare for anyone to come back two nights in a row and that there were no discounts....it was still $1,000.00 a visit.

Again the man took out the money, the two went up to the room, and an hour later, he left.

When he showed up the third consecutive night, no one could believe it. Again he handed Natalie the money and up to the room they went. At the end of the hour Natalie questioned the man: "No one has ever used my services three nights in a row. Where are you from?"

The old man replied, "I'm from Philadelphia".

"Really?" replied Natalie. "I have family who lives there".

"Yes, I know," said the old man. "Your father died and I'm your sister's attorney. She asked me to give you your $3,000.00 inheritance".

MORAL:
Some things in life are certain:
Death
Taxes
Being ****ed by an attorney

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