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Old December 11th, 2001, 05:07 AM   #91
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OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo## SPLAT~~~snow ballFight!!!!
(The first one of the winter.)

It's the start of..... Snow Ball Fight 2001-2002 !!!!

One rule to this game....
You can't hit someone who has already hit you!
I got you first! and you can't get me back!

Now... go out there and get as many people as you can, before they
get you!

We do not stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we
stop playing.

Happy Holidays!!!!!

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Old December 20th, 2001, 01:19 PM   #92
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Old December 21st, 2001, 04:15 PM   #93
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<html> <font size=5> <font color=red> (*(*(*(*( CosmicWOW )*)*)*)*) Wishing you a joyful holiday !! </font> </font> </html>
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Old December 23rd, 2001, 02:33 PM   #94
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Old December 25th, 2001, 07:02 AM   #95
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Old December 29th, 2001, 07:18 PM   #96
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and an outta this world <font color=FF00FF size=8>2002!!!</font>
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Old January 7th, 2002, 06:40 PM   #97
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Old January 20th, 2002, 01:03 PM   #98
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Have a super week Cosmic!!

/me leaves you some cucumbers....enjoy!!!
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Old February 9th, 2002, 01:57 PM   #99
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<font color=white size=8>SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE</font>
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Old February 10th, 2002, 03:39 AM   #100
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What's mainly wrong with society today is that too many Dirt Roads have been paved.

There's not a problem in America today, crime, drugs, education, divorce, delinquency that wouldn't be remedied, if we just had more Dirt Roads, because Dirt Roads give character.







People that live at the end of Dirt Roads learn early on that life is a bumpy ride.

That it can jar you right down to your teeth sometimes, but it's worth it, if at the end is home...a loving spouse, happy kids and a dog.







We wouldn't have near the trouble with our educational system if our kids got their exercise walking a Dirt Road with other kids, from whom they learn how to get along.

There was less crime in our streets before they were paved.







Criminals didn't walk two dusty miles to rob or rape, if they knew they'd be welcomed by 5 barking dogs and a double barrel shotgun.

And there were no drive by shootings.

Our values were better when our roads were worse!







People did not worship their cars more than their kids, and motorists were more courteous, they didn't tailgate by riding the bumper or the guy in front would choke you with dust & bust your windshield with rocks.

Dirt Roads taught patience.







Dirt Roads were environmentally friendly, you didn't hop in your car for a quart of milk you walked to the barn for your milk.

For your mail, you walked to the mail box.







What if it rained and the Dirt Road got washed out? That was the best part, then you stayed home and had some family time, roasted marshmallows and popped popcorn and pony rode on Daddy's shoulders and learned how to make prettier quilts than anybody.

At the end of Dirt Roads, you soon learned that bad words tasted like soap.







Most paved roads lead to trouble, Dirt Roads more likely lead to a fishing creek or a swimming hole.

At the end of a Dirt Road, the only time we even locked our car was in August, because if we didn't some neighbor would fill it with too much zucchini.







At the end of a Dirt Road, there was always extra springtime income, from when city dudes would get stuck, you'd have to hitch up a team and pull them out.

Usually you got a dollar...always you got a new friend...at the end of a Dirt Road!

~by Paul Harvey~
And that's the rest of the Story..... Aint that what he always says??? Gosh, do I ever remember them there dirt roads. I remember, here, in the house I was raised, we had dirt roads Everywhere! Canyons all around us. I slowly watched as roads were pave, canyons were flattened, house grew all around. I still go up to the elementary school where there was nothing but tomato plants as far as you eyes could see, now ya overlook a new neighborhood, a Hospital on the hill, simply amazing how fast this area grew! And now I watch as neighbors sell their homes all around us, to move into the model homes that are now covering the miles and miles of fields we had on our ole one lane road that went out to the lake my Daddy and I shared for many of my past memories. Its simply amazing how much San Diego has grown! Simply Amazing!

Love ya and been missing ya Dear Friend!!
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Old February 10th, 2002, 04:32 PM   #101
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More Giggles to Share........

Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing?
He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.

How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.

How does a spoiled rich girl change a light bulb?
She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
"Dam."

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
Polaroids.

What do prisoners use to call each other?
Cell phones.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A stick.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.

What do you call Santa's helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.

What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk.

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.

What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell
out of a tree would kill you?
A pool table.

What is a zebra?
26 sizes larger than a "A" bra.

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.

Where do you find a no legged dog?
Right where you left him.

Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?
They all have phones.

Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
They're trying to get away from the noise.

Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
They have big fingers.

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Old February 10th, 2002, 08:25 PM   #102
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LOL, <font size=5><font color=darkred>((<font color=tomato>((<font color=orange>((<font color=gold>((<font color=yellow>((<font color=red>Bungo</font color>))</font color>))</font color>))</font color>))</font color>))</font color></font size> Dirt roads meant dust. All over. I know... I still have a dirt driveway.

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Old February 17th, 2002, 03:17 PM   #103
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Old February 22nd, 2002, 01:40 PM   #104
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Bubba Knows Everyone!


Bubba was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone that there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them." Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Bubba how about Tom Cruise?"
"Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it."
So Bubba and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door, and sure enough, Tom Cruise, shouts, "Bubba! Great to see you! You and your friend come right in and join me for lunch!"
Although impressed, Bubba's boss is still skeptical. After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Bubba that he thinks Bubba's knowing Cruise was just lucky.
"No, no, just name anyone else," Bubba says.
"President Clinton, "his boss quickly retorts.
"Yes," Bubba says, "I know him, let's fly out to Washington." And off they go.
At the White House, Clinton spots Bubba on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, "Bubba, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of coffee first and catch up."
Well, the boss is very shaken by now, but still not totally convinced. After they leave the White House grounds, he expresses his doubts to Bubba, who again implores him to name anyone else.
"The Pope," his boss replies. "Sure!" says Bubba. "My folks are from Poland, and I've known the Pope a long time." So off they fly to Rome.
Bubba and his boss are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Bubba says, "This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope." And he disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican.
Sure enough, half an hour later Bubba emerges with the Pope on the balcony. But by the time Bubba returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics. Working his way to his boss' side, Bubba asks him, "What happened?"
His boss looks up and says, "I was doing fine until you and the Pope came out on the balcony and the man next to me said, 'Who's that on the balcony with Bubba?'"
thought I would share a smile with ya today!
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Old February 22nd, 2002, 05:48 PM   #105
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