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Old December 8th, 2002, 04:58 PM   #211
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Happy Hannukah, Melynn!

/me leaves ya a Hoofprint of gelt
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Old December 8th, 2002, 05:59 PM   #212
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I can't vouch for Red Velvet Cake at Sam's, but the one that my mother makes every Christmas is wonderful.

Today I leave Melynn a gift certificate for a massage.

*SnowFlake waltzes out singing.... On the 6th day of Christmas Snowflake gives to you.. 6 Chickens a laying (The geese have all flown south for the winter), 5 Gooooooolden Twinkieeeeeeeees, 4 Turtlenecks, 3 French Fries, 2 Calling Teenagers, and a parakeet in an apple tree.
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Old December 8th, 2002, 06:54 PM   #213
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Melynn,

As your always-loyal Forum Coordinator, I feel the need to come in here and let you know that your SnowFlake has the 12 days of Christmas ALL wrong and you're really missing out on the spirit of Christmas.

Since I know where you live and I know you only celebrate Christmas here with us, I really think it's important for you to know the <I>true</I> gifts of the yuletide season.

/me belts out one round of the <I>correct</I> twelve days of Christmas..

<CENTER>12-Pack of Bud
11 Rasslin' Tickets
tin of Copenhagen
9 Years Probation
8 Table Dancers
7 Packs of Redman
6 Cans of Spam
FIIIIIIIVE FLANNEL SHIIIIIRTS
4 Big mud tires
3 Shotgun shells
2 Huntin' dogs
And some parts to a Mustang GT.
</CENTER>

All of which are available at your local WalMart
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Old December 8th, 2002, 10:26 PM   #214
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Hmmm---well Melynn, I came in to ask if TammyWOW was as sophisticated and cultured as she's led me to believe.

HOWEVER, I just heard her belt out that little red-nose ditty up there and ---whoa---seems I was saddly mistaken!

Actually I'm relieved because I've been tryin' to be all prim and proper around her. I can let my antlers down and just be myself now.

Whew-eeee---am I glad I dropped by here. Sorry about the snowprints on yer carpet. I'll tell Santa to bring you a new Hoove-r vac for Christmas!

Thanks a lot and I LOVE that star on your door!
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Old December 9th, 2002, 09:59 AM   #215
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ROFL Vixen!!! TammyWOW, sophisticated and cultured? Well, let's just say that all of the items in her song are available at her home, not that other place. Speaking of which... Tammy, I'm telling your Santa that you said the evil "W" word. You're gonna get in soooo much trouble.

{{{{{Snowflake}}}}} Thank you ever so much for the latest installment in the 12 days song. You help so much as I can never remember the words.

Happy Hanukkah to you too HoofPrint Elf! Santa's crew is so P C these days.
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Old December 9th, 2002, 04:38 PM   #216
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Vixen is confusing Tammy with Scribble with the culture/sophistication and all
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Old December 9th, 2002, 10:22 PM   #217
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{{{{{{Melynn}}}}}} Wishing you a merry, merry Christmas
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Old December 9th, 2002, 10:50 PM   #218
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You can get 9 years probation at Wal-mart?

Or... at Tammy's House?


/me stays away from both!


Melynn... I ain't PC enough to wish ya happy kwanzaa ... but I will make ya some candied yams ifn I can figure out the recipe... <mumbling> now where did I put that can opener...>
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Old December 10th, 2002, 12:38 AM   #219
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/me leaves Melynn some beautiful glass hummingbird ornaments for her tree.
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Old December 10th, 2002, 08:29 AM   #220
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I guess that means I'm not allowed to perform my world famous rendition of "Who put the d**k on the snowman?!"
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Old December 10th, 2002, 08:46 AM   #221
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Happy Hannukah (((((Melynn)))))

Today I'm leaving a couple dozen homemade chocolate chip cookies.

*SnowFlake leaves the folder humming.... on the 7th day of Christmas Snowflake leaves to you... 7 Schwan's delivery trucks, 6 Chickens a laying, Fiiiiiive Gooooooooolden Twiiiiiiiiinkies, 4 turtlenecks, 3 French fries, 2 Calling teenagers, and a parakeet in an apple treeeeeeeee.
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Old December 10th, 2002, 08:49 AM   #222
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*Note to self:

Whatever Walmart Tammy shops at... DON'T shop there.

(((((((Tammy)))))))
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Old December 10th, 2002, 11:02 AM   #223
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Scribble snatches all cookies and leaves the crumbs for Tammy. I couldn't let you go hungry now, could I?
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Old December 10th, 2002, 11:35 AM   #224
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*SnowFlake drops off a couple dozen more chocolate chip cookies.... and 2 Elves, Bruiser and Jaws, to guard them till Melynn gets here.
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Old December 10th, 2002, 11:38 AM   #225
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