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Old May 19th, 2002, 09:42 PM   #16
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For those of you city folks that have never been cow tipping...

http://www.nwlink.com/~timelvis/cowtip.html

Have a good ole time.
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Old May 17th, 2008, 01:07 PM   #17
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Cinder where I live in Florida which is considered south Alabama we play cow patty bingo. How about where you live? A pickup truck with a gun rack in the back window and a gun in the rack is a sure sign of a redneck here.
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Old May 18th, 2008, 11:52 AM   #18
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My son sent this to me in an email:

For all of you who havent married yet, this should give you and your future bride some great ideas for that special day, if you are married,maybe a second wedding???




It all started out with me pickin up my blushin bride in a limo down at the 7 Eleven when she got off work. (followed by a photo of a stretch pick-up truck with camper-topper.)

My pappy ran down to the Burger King to pick up the reception viddles. (w/photo of tracter outside a BK)

I took my blushin bride to a place where she could get dressed up and all. (photo of bride coming out of an out-house.)

My bride was having problems with a worked up stomach, if you know what I mean, so we had the preacher meet us at the outhouse for the ceremony. (another out-house pic)

The whole email went on like that. (If I could figure out how to get the photos here, I'd put the whole thing here.)

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Old May 18th, 2008, 11:55 AM   #19
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BTW, Roseanne, where in FL do you live? There are a bunch of Floridians here. (I'm on the west coast, about half-way down the coast...)
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Old May 18th, 2008, 03:27 PM   #20
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I live just outside of Pensacola on the gulf in a town named Milton.
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Old January 8th, 2011, 01:55 PM   #21
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...when you are your own grandpa...
when you have an uncle daddy
when walmart truns into a family reunion
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Old January 9th, 2011, 03:28 PM   #22
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Redneck Divorce

Judge:"What are the grounds for divorce?"
Woman:"About four acres and a nice little home with a stream.
Judge:"I mean the foudation of the case?"
Woman:"It is made of brick and mortar."
Judge:"I mean what are your relations like?"
Woman:"I have an aunt and uncle in town, and so do my husbands parents."
Judge:"Do you have a real grudge?"
Woman:"No, we have a two car carport."
Judge:"Please, is there any infidelity in the marriage?"
Woman:"Yes. Both my son and daughter have stereos."
Judge:"Ma'am does your husband ever beat you?"
Woman:"Yup, about twice a weak he gets up earlier then I do."
Judge in frustration:"Lady why do you want a divorce?"
Woman:"I've never wanted a divorce. My husband does. He says he can't communicate with me!"
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Old January 13th, 2011, 09:54 PM   #23
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You know your a redneck Jedi if....

#1 Your Jedi robe is camouflage.

#2 Your sister looks like Chewbacca.

#3 You ever use your light saber to oper a bottle of Bud.

#4 You use the force when you go fishing.

#5 If you heard "Luke, I am your father.....and your uncle."
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Old August 5th, 2011, 07:02 PM   #24
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lol Elusive that it funny !!
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Old August 6th, 2011, 09:08 AM   #25
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Elusive yer bad LOL But I love it! LOL
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